“The amount of dicks that are going to be rubbed on this stupid, pretty girl’s food by gay waiters is mind boggling.”
– Kudos to Gawker commenter WindowSeat for his witty response to anti-gay Miss California Carrie Prejean, the pastel pink-clad source of such gems as, “It’s not about being politically correct, it’s about being biblically correct.” Click here for an awful clip of her interview with Matt Lauer this morning on the Today Show about her pageant snafu. Also: Prefacing something offensive by saying “In no offense to anybody” doesn’t give you carte blanche to run your mouth. [Thanks for the tip, Leah!]