Point: Gaga. Weird Al’s version of her “Born This Way” video underpants looks like what it probably is — a cheap imitation.
Point: Weird Al. The “Sale” tag is a nice detail.
Point: Gaga — because those gold chains look heavy!
Point: Weird Al. First of all, watch the video and read his “Caution” tape. Also, combining Gaga’s “Telephone” tape with her “Alejandro” wimple? Brilliant.
Point: Gaga. Grim Reaper we’ve seen. Mexican Day of the Dead skull with cotton-candy pink My Little Pony Hair? Not so much.
Point: Uhhhh… Madonna? Also, burn.
Point: Weird Al. Because his straight jacket is metallic. Even Gaga would gladly concede this one.
Point: Gaga. Hers looks fresher.
Winner: Gaga, but only by one point. Well done, Al, and good game to all.
And now, a gratuitous selection of our favorite Weird Al originals: