Today at Flavorpill, we enjoyed some vintage Tracy Morgan. We were impressed by the 100 leotard- clad dancers getting their “All My Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)” on in Piccadilly Circus. Now that’s the way to sell some gum. We discovered that Salma Hayek was a diva thanks to her hacked e-mails. Shocking. The New York Observer‘s longest serving editor called it quits, and we wanted his job. We felt bad about our buffet lunch splurge after learning about this 83-year-old yoga teacher. We laughed out loud at the MTV Movie Awards promo featuring Andy Samberg, Jack Black, and Michael Cera… although Vulture has a conspiracy theory. We cringed at the sight of a dude munching on the world’s largest Cheeto. And then we felt hungry. We thought Aziz was nuts for recruiting Fleet Foxes as his personal security team at Bonnaroo. We got on board the in defense of Twitter bus. And finally, we visited our friends at Threadless.com where all week they’re donating $1 per order to PlantABillion.org. Nice work guys!