Today at Flavorpill, we scouted 100 abandoned houses and Michelle Obama’s First 100 Outfits. We found it interesting that The House of the Devil director Ti West was allegedly banned from doing press at the Tribeca Film Festival because of this interview with Spout.com. We read some strangers’ ridiculous texts from last night. We played twetris. We peeped the new Little, Brown logo. We flipped out over the virtual combination of two of our favorite things: Emily Gould + The Awl. We celebrate Marvel’s 70th Anniversary with a top covers countdown. We gagged over this keyboard. And finally, we decided that we really need to get our copy of Wetlands back from Kristen O’Toole. If all these people hate it, we want to read it.