Today at Flavorpill, we celebrated the victory of UK hedgehogs over the McFlurry. We contemplated the role of the recession in the current pop culture zombie craze. We cheered for all the fans who are trying to save Chuck. We hoped that the happycorp rumors aren’t true. We wondered how the Swine flu epidemic will affect the X-Men box office numbers. (Not really. We’re not Satan. Nice find, Balk.) We had to agree with Nikki Finke about the death of Portfolio. And finally, we loved this haiku response to the FAA’s horrible photo shoot/plane thing earlier this morning. Seriously uncool guys.