Today at Flavorpill, we discovered that blob jumping was a thing that you can set a world record in. We were glad that we in no way resemble Harry Potter, because it sounds like an incredibly annoying burden. We found it kind of strange that Annette Bening will be playing Kristen Wiig’s mom. We read about some first novels that a few famous authors probably wish we’d all just forget. We danced at our desks to this Whitney Houston cover by Fleet Foxes. We were kind of surprised to see that Phil Collins’ daughter makes such a fine lookin’ Snow White. We thought that this special beer for women — which is “less gassy and lighter tasting” than its non-gender specific counterparts — sounded gross. We decided that paintball looks like its more fun when you’re watching it in slow-motion. And finally, we took a moment celebrate the fallen heroes of the space shuttle program.