Poetry for Bros: Broetry 101

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Yesterday NPR featured the debut work of Brian McGackin, a self-described “Broet Laureate” who uses the medium to speak from his heart about weighty topics like Xbox 360, Mama Celeste’s Frozen Pizza, and “any movie starring Bruce Willis.” McGackin is responsible for recent book of poems titled, Broetry: Poetry for Dudes , and for that we salute him. We’ve included a few of his poems below, beginning with a haiku that asks one of the serious questions of the ages and then move onto some stanzas about video games, cold beer, unemployment, and malaise; all are manly odes that give us a window into the life of the contemporary American dude. So read on, dear readers, and let us know in the comments section if you have a broem or bro-iku to share with us.

“Why Do Buses Smell?”

The young girl asks her mother. I listen, because I want to know, too.

“Final Final Fantasy”

I will not spend one hundred and thirteen hours of my life on a video game ever again. I will not rationalize, claiming that it is somehow “research” for my future career as a comic book writer. I will not allow myself to be sucked beyond the event horizon of an RPG situated on a distant planet, no matter how good the graphics are on the nubile female lead character’s chest. I will no longer waste my time seeking out arbitrary unlockable achievements. I am going to start beating games faster.

[Cover Poem]

I have finished the beer that was in the icebox

and which you were probably saving for Friday

Forgive me this girl came over so sweet and so hot

“Impact”

I am making eggs, and waking up much earlier than I would normally choose, and also leaving the apartment in the morning, before the slits of light shining through the blinds would have naturally blinded me awake anyway, and now that I mention it, I am leaving the apartment at all, which I am loath to do these days, since I am jobless, prospectless, hopelessly skirting around inevitable acceptance of the fact

—-brace yourself—-

that I might have to take a position less than perfect for my particular skill set, i.e., I am flat fucking broke, folks, and can no longer afford to leave the peace and relatively inexpensive quiet of my slowly mold-growing cave of a home, but I go,

and not only do I go, I go to drink beer, lots of beer, and I go to eat chicken fingers, and most likely mozzarella sticks, and maybe wings if someone else orders wings; I go spend money, because it is Sunday, it is fall, it is football.

Excerpted from Broetry by Brian McGackin. Copyright 2011 by Brian McGackin.