Today at Flavorpill, we cheered as another gay marriage bill passed in New Hampshire — although we don’t know any gays who would be caught dead getting hitched there. We engaged in a little swine flu panic with Village Voice food guru Robert Sietsema. We got Wilcoed.We examined 100 days of Barack Obama’s Facebook news feed. We laughed at this roundup of “thinly-veiled” cinematic stand-ins for Dick Cheney. We found it odd that the police kept $1.4 million worth of Rihanna’s bling as “evidence” — seriously? We knew that Flavorpill-branded flu masks were never in the cards. Some people, not so wise. We wondered if the BeBook Mini, and it’s much more reasonable price tag, could challenged the Kindle. And finally, we’ll leave you with the news that Sarah Palin will appear on an upcoming episode of American Chopper. Where’s Tina Fey when you’ve got this kind of material for a good SNL skit?