You know that you’re when Italy when the coat rack in your foyer can double as a crucifix. Also: they have a foyer.
Do you think they’ll fight over who has to clean this bathroom, too? And how much do you want to bet that 1) there’s a bidet somewhere in there, and 2) there’s at least one gross-out scene involving said bidet and Snooki?
An indoor jacuzzi > an outdoor hot tub — especially when it comes to luring Italian ladies back from the bar. We just feel bad for the unsuspecting people who rent this house next.
How nice is this kitchen? So much counter-top space! And is that a lemon tree?! We can already picture The Situation whipping up Sunday dinner.
We love that there is pair of kissing cupids and some kind of religious statue watching over the bed in the “smoosh room.”
This idyllic outdoor patio looks so peaceful now, but we’d love to see that couch under a black light, Room Raiders-style.