Today at Flavorpill, we wished that this arty dad would paint us a Calvin & Hobbes wall mural too. We thought that this library marriage proposal was pretty adorable. We discovered the truth about alligators and marshmallows. We read an interesting spoiler about the upcoming season of The Office. We got a progress report from David Lynch on his forthcoming full-length album. We were introduced to the work of Louis Jordan, the most influential musician that you’ve never heard of. We enjoyed Darryl Campbell’s rather hilarious suggestions on how to write better book reviews. We were impressed by this gigantic soda can portrait of Michael Jackson. We wondered if this fake Ikea store in China lives up to its fake Apple stores. And finally, we found this soup lover’s review of his recent visit to the MoMA inexplicably entertaining.