Today at Flavorpill, we channeled our childhood by watching the GI Joe trailer. We decided that if Julian Schnabel keeps dropping the price on his West Village digs, we might have to make an offer. We worried that one day, like the late Ms. Astor, we’ll have a team of prosecutors trying to convince a jury that we were mentally unsound. Although, if we live to see 105, who cares, right? We wished we were shopping Forrest Ackerman’s Blade Runner-filled auction — although we clearly don’t have 100K to blow on a Replicant blaster. We rejected the Ferris Bueller/Fight Club Theory. Hello, what at about Jeanie?? We’re sad that the biggest scoop about Ugly Betty these days involves her braces coming off. Ah, well. We laughed at Old Jews Telling Jokes; Larry Donksy is so cute. And finally we leave with you this clip of Snowball, the incredilble dancing parrot. Watching this could change your life. Or at least make you want to headbang.