Editor’s note: Welcome to The Fug Report! Each week our fashion blogger friends Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan, the sartorial geniuses behind Go Fug Yourself, will feature some of their favorite looks of the week in this space. We hope you enjoy it!
We wish that every week could kick off with a royal wedding — there’s nothing like a monarchical hat parade to wake you up on a Monday, especially if there are also ample pictures of the planet’s new sweetheart Kate Middleton and random wedding guests in truly massive (and deliciously campy) lids. We also got a little Hollywood royalty in the mix, with Sandra Bullock pulling out a questionable pants ensemble to cozy up to pal Ryan Reynolds; some music royalty, as Gaga managed to make a houndstooth outfit paired with opaque houndstooth glasses look… sort of reasonable; sports royalty, in the form of Tom Brady finally shearing his pony tail; publishing royalty, with a hearty fugging of the unauthorized (and we can see why) Lifetime movie about JK Rowling; and summer reality TV royalty, in the form of Julie Chen and her heinous quasi-tennis dress. Oh, and Mila Kunis looked hot, the sun rose in the east and set in the west, etc.