Editor’s note: Welcome to The Fug Report! Each week our fashion blogger friends Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan, the sartorial geniuses behind Go Fug Yourself, will feature some of their favorite looks of the week in this space. We hope you enjoy it!
This week on Go Fug Yourself, Zoe Saldana looked crazy… and then undid the damage by looking awesome. Also looking awesome: Helen Mirren, hero of women all over the world for being a senior citizen and still legitimately sexy. Speaking of sexy, J Lo tried to seduce a bunch of fruit, Jennifer Love Hewitt made love to a jumpsuit, and Ashton Kutcher is apparently opposed to sexiness in any form at all anymore. We decided that if a look doesn’t work on Johnny Depp, it’s never going to work for a schlub like John Mayer. Also: Anne Hathaway wore a doily, we took a look at Jennifer Garner’s suspicious attempts to conceal her baby bump, and we examined the new posters for The Secret Circle. It’s magic!