Today at Flavorpill, we were obsessed with the YA fiction-inspired poster for Diablo Cody and Jason Reitman’s latest film collaboration, Young Adult. We wished that we could be as popular on Facebook as Jesus is. We lost ourselves in New York Magazine’s “Encyclopedia of 9/11.” We wondered what Shepard Fairey did to make Copenhagen taggers hate him so much (you know, other than being a “Yankee hipster”). We were happy not to have been present at the world’s largest water balloon fight. We couldn’t decide which was harder to believe: the fact that Wilson Phillips is a getting a reality show or Beetlejuice is getting a sequel. We were surprised to hear that Anderson Cooper’s first guests on his new show will be Amy Winehouse’s family. We met the little boat who could. We got an advance look at Futurama’s season finale — which features three different animated styles. We listened to “The Burroughs Of Carbs,” a clip from Patton Oswalt’s new comedy album, Finest Hour. We visited the remains of an old Soviet shuttle. And finally, we watched Emma Watson’s new perfume ad, and it made us feel sad inside.