Today at Flavorpill, we fantasized about being able to afford anything (seriously, anything!) in Elizabeth Taylor’s collection of jewels, which will be auctioned at Christie’s in December. We felt really bad for this drunken moose. We were thrilled to hear that HBO has given Aaron Sorkin’s cable news drama an official green light. We vowed to commit all of Larry David’s rules for life to memory, just in time for this weekend’s season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm. We analyzed the various psychological disorders of the Jersey Shore cast. We were impressed by this incredibly-detailed DOOM-inspired nail art. We mourned what could have been while reading Splitsider’s “10 Promising TV Series That Were Never Picked Up.” We wondered how many people will opt to spend New Year’s Eve in Times Square with Lady Gaga. And finally, we completely agreed with Dan Meth’s findings in The Cheers Intelligence Graph. Sorry Frasier, but it’s totally Lilith FTW!