Today at Flavorpill, we fancied these really tiny cheeseburgers. We celebrated the 25th anniversary of Subway Art, a book that many consider the street art bible. We found it totally weird, albeit nice, that Kate and Leo are helping the last survivor of the Titanic pay her nursing home bills. We were all abuzz about the Frank Gehry shoutout on The Simpsons; who could have guessed that Maggie would be an architectural prodigy with the voice of Jodie Foster? We decided we’ll tune in to Open Book, a new TV show that features writers, actors and musicians living in Fort Greene, Brooklyn, in its debut episode. We were not pleased by the return of the Montauk Monster. How are we supposed to go swimming over Memorial Day now? And finally, on an even more frightening note, we learned that Spencer Pratt — inspired by the success of Asher Roth — thinks he’s the “White Jay-Z.”