R. Kelly Is Trapped in the Cartoon Closet


Sure, we’re unabashed Trapped in the Closet fans, but we still think R. Kelly is still kind of creepy. And it’s not helping that he continues to act like an alien (not to mention inch closer and closer to developing a Jacko-style menagerie of inexplicable items). News came today the Kelly is selling a Looney Tunes-themed home bar. The implications of such a juvenile dispensary of libations aside, shouldn’t a man who’s been accused of multiple underage liaisons avoid letting his name be linked with anything relating to kids cartoons? On the other hand, we can’t help but wonder, what might he own that’s worse? Your turn, dear reader (the comments section is just calling for your creepiness). [Via Daily Swarm]