Every Muppet movie needs a good ball gown — ideally something in a super-girly shade, like this sucker from Bibhu Mohapatra that leaves arms free for karate-chopping.
She wears animal print whether or not it’s on-trend — it’s a way for to assert her piggy prowess. But since it is having a moment, she ought to go big with this curve-hugging By Marlene Birger coat.
Subtlety? Out of the question. Charlotte Olympia is the queen of cartoonishly amazing shoes, some of them featuring cats, perfect for walking all over Kermie.
When it comes to jewelry, it’s all about the pearls and the shiny. This Lulu Frost necklace hits all possible notes.
Obvi this one would embrace the fascinator thing — so very her scene, especially this style from Satya Twena that comes in 14 colors.
The white is prissy; the leather is tough — in short, this Labour of Love creation is Miss Piggy in glove form.