Today at Flavorpill, we wished we had a desk drawer so that we could try to trap Chewbacca in it. We learned how to catch a book pirate. We checked out the alien world in James Cameron’s upcoming flick, Avatar. We were shocked to learn that Congolese militias have anything to do with gadgets that we own. We wanted a uno bike! Badly! We weren’t buying that Rihanna will testify against Chris Brown. (When this happened on Melrose Place, the couple simply got married.) We wondered why anyone would want some random producer’s Tony. That’s like wearing a stranger’s undies. But it costs money. And finally, we all sat around hugging ourselves. Because the teens are doing it. And it’s cool. Jeebus.