Oh, Rhianna — you are a very pretty lady, but with a waist that small you wouldn’t be able to stand up under your umb-er-ella. What’s worse, we can see the obvious brush of Photoshop at work in this image.
Oh J-Hew — who knew that so many years on Party of Five would destroy not only your chances of a serious acting career, but also deform your left foot to boot?
Without a doubt the worst we’ve seen, this botched job of Oprah’s head on actress Ann-Margaret’s body. Given Oprah’s well-publicized body issues, we imagine that this image only added fuel to the dysmorphia fire.
Got any of your own? Were you, too, shocked to discover a strangely well-endowed Jessica Simpson, or Carla Bruni with a third leg? If this really is the end of Photoshop, we need to preserve these virtual deformities, if only so our children aren’t convinced that we’re making it all up.