There’s always been some serious tension between the Star Trek and Star Wars fan kingdoms, but the USS Enterprise’s Sulu — Mr. George Takei — has found a way to settle the score: blame Twilight instead. “Shut your big wormholes,” his message of peace opens to fans, claiming that they should take aim at Stephenie Meyer’s vampire menace. Sci-fi’s mutual threat and only real problem has ” … no great stories, characters or profound life lessons,” Takei laments. “Gone is any sense of heroism, camaraderie or epic battle. In its place we have vampires that sparkle, moan and go to high school.” Watch Takei work that old Sulu magic past the break before you pick sides. Resistance is futile.
[Spotted via Movieline]