Today at Flavorpill, we saw 50 things that we will never see in real life (a list that includes a chihuahua wearing double cheeseburgers for shoes and someone with a Mrs. Doubtfire tattoo) over on BuzzFeed. We enjoyed Mental Floss’ roundup of 11 outrageously obscure West Wing characters who resurfaced on Twitter. We encountered what has to be the world’s most expensive business card, and were almost blinded by the glare from all of the diamonds. We were incredibly excited to discover Fred Armisen doing an AMA on Reddit. We wondered how long it will be before 3D photos of people’s babies (or vacations or wild Friday nights) take over our Facebook feeds. We discovered that Margaret Cho’s childhood basically sucked. We got an interesting writing prompt from one of our favorite writers of all-time: the lovely Aimee Bender. We were curious if Chicago’s Anti-Superstition Society still meets to drink whiskey on Friday the 13th. And finally, we decided that we’d like to see Roseanne and David Bowie on Vulture’s wishlist of 30 Rock guest stars. Who would you add?