Today at Flavorpill, we couldn’t believe that Chastity Bono is becoming a dude and is already being referred to in the press as a “he”. We wondered what a Michael Moore vampire movie would look like. We took a virtual walk along the High Line, thanks to Inhabitat’s exlcusive video. We reconsidered a career as a William Morris agent. We decided that something about Alexa Chung reminds us of Angela Chase — but not necessarily in a good way. We were sad to hear that My Name Is Earl has officially been marked DNR. We actually felt sorry for Bret Michaels. We’re sure it will pass. We were on Team Choire. We laughed at this piece of news about that Salinger sequel guy. And finally, we stared at the first picture from the new season of Mad Men. Because. We. Can’t. Wait.