In a recent, off-the-wall survey, a Fox News poll asked respondents who they’d most like to have a picture with: President Obama, the Pope, Tiger Woods, or Hannah Montana. Predictably, Republicans skewed toward the Pope while independents and Democrats went overwhelmingly for Obama. Overall, 42% pick the prez, 22% go golfer, and 21% are seeking divine intervention. As for Hannah? At 5%, maybe she should try stripping (oh…. wait). After the jump, our guess at why she’s unpopular.