Editor’s note: Welcome to The Fug Report! Each week our fashion blogger friends Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan, the sartorial geniuses behind Go Fug Yourself, will feature some of the most memorable looks of the week in this space. We hope you enjoy it!
This week, on Go Fug Yourself, it was all Golden Globes, all the time. So much happened! Thomas Jane wore a crazy hat, as is his wont to do. Claire Danes looked awesome. Erin Wasson looked almost totally naked in a getup that made her look like a stripper who got in a knife fight in the hosiery section of Macy’s. Kelly Osbourne went grey, and a little green. Taissa Farmiga, on the other hand, could have used a little color. Giada wore a crazy pantsuit that she forgot to drop off at the tailors. Viola Davis looked smashing, and Will Arnett photobombed Amy Poehler. Emily Watson needed some styling help, and Lindsay Lohan… could have looked worse? Sure. A much-older-looking-than-she-really-is Cameron Diaz modeled her new boobs, and Salma Hayek showed off her usual ones. Octavia Spencer brought an unusual date, and Madonna brought back her fingerless gloves. Thank god we held onto ours all these years!