Currently cast: Ewan McGregor Our pick: Justin Kirk
We’re happy to have Ewan McGregor’s name attached to just about anything but for some reason we don’t see him as floundering, self-defeating Chip Lambert. Justin Kirk from Weeds has the “always getting in his own way” routine down pat and can play an anti-hero with the right balance of humor and gravitas.
Currently cast: Chris Cooper Our pick: Gene Hackman
Chris Cooper has played several hard-nosed bullies in the past, but he feels a shade too young to make a believable Alfred Lambert. We like Gene Hackman for this part — he has the acting chops to successfully pull off playing someone with dementia and Parkinson’s disease. Also, gruff enough to counteract Enid’s fretting and nagging.
Currently cast: Dianne Wiest Our pick: Anita Gillette
The Lambert family matriarch has suffered her husband’s emotional abuse for decades and now toward the end of her life spends her time wringing her hands over her adult children. Enid Lambert’s melancholia is buried under an artificially bright exterior, a combination that we think is more suited to someone like Anita Gillette — also known as Liz Lemon’s mother on 30 Rock.
Rumored casting: Rhys Ifans Our pick: Rhys Ifans
Casting Rhys Ifans as Gitanas, the Lithuanian diplomat who hires Chip to help him defraud investors through the Lithuanian national website, is genius. No changes here, let’s hope this rumor pans out.
Rumored casting: No one yet Our pick: Jason Bateman
Gary Lambert, the eldest Lambert offspring, is convinced his wife is conspiring against him with the help of their children to prove that he suffering from depression. We can envision Jason Bateman carrying the mounting paranoia off well, and we would kill to see him in the scene where his troubles come to a head with his drunken meltdown in the family’s front yard.
Rumored casting: No one yet Our pick: Leslie Mann
Caroline Lambert is one of the more delicious characters in The Corrections, plotting against her husband in cahoots with their three sons on a quest to prove to him that he is depressed and unstable. Leslie Mann has the comedic chops to pull this off without over-saturating the character with malice.
Rumored casting: No one yet Our pick: Aaron Eckhart
One third of the Denise love triangle, newly monied Brian Callahan wants to enjoy his millions by having the best of everything available. Determined to foster a social scene in Philadelphia, Brian buys a restaurant and hires Denise on as executive chef. Eckhart would capture Brian’s unflappability and questionable moral compass.
Rumored casting: No one yet Our pick: Catherine Keener
Much to her husband’s chagrin, Robin Callahan rejects their newfound wealth and refuses to play the part of the kept wife. At first put off by Denise Lambert, who she sees as her replacement, Robin soon becomes romantically entangled with her. An embittered Catherine Keener and a juicy affair? Yes, please.