Today at Flavorpill, we made a list of better ways to spend a half million dollars than paying Heidi Montag pose in Playboy. We were intrigued by the Up subplot that didn’t make the cut. Maybe it wouldn’t have made us cry like the rest of that movie. We didn’t believe Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett. We thought Joss Whedon was crazy (but awesome) for turning down the Buffy remake. We listened to purple. We encountered the dark side of the LA porn industry. Spoiler alert: It involves STDs. We embraced the irreverent work of artist Eric Yahnker, a man who manages to reference Hannah Montana and Hamburger Helper in the same work. We watched this old David Allan Coe interview; we had no idea he loved the gays. We wondered how you don’t hear a meteorite coming at you. We watched every Zach Galifianakis clip ever from Tim and Eric. And finally, we shrieked with laughter because of this. And then we clutched our heart. At least we think we did. We’re not sure exactly where it is.