Today at Flavorpill, we thought that your baby was an asshole. We watched one plucky guy start a huge dance party. Then we watched that sexy vampire kid who supposedly smells funny smoke some cigs. We liked the premise behind Book Bench’s new Books, Interrupted summer series. We lusted after this pre-fab home. We wondered if we should read Guillermo Del Toro’s book. We were fascinated by Andrew Sullivan’s real-time coverage of Iran over on The Daily Dish. And finally, we decided to leave you with Andy Rooney railing against modern art. Because it’s hilarious.