Today at Flavorpill, we weren’t at all surprised to hear that True Blood took a bite out of/drove a stake into the heart of/insert lazy vampire-themed metaphor for ratings success here: come on, post-Twilight, vampires can do no wrong, plus it’s summer and there is almost nothing else to watch. We watched Katy Perry sue an Australian fashion designer who dared to have a similar moniker. The colorblind among us got confused about the greening of red-light districts. The not-colorblind among us squealed with childlike glee at this gallery of vintage Crayola packages. Elsewhere, we rolled our eyes at the prospect of Indiana Jones 5 and wondered what a Paul McCartney/MGMT collaboration might sound like — certainly not as a good as a mixed gender band. We wish for an outlet wall of our very own. Finally, we twirled our mustaches as we browsed a composite of new facial hair possibilities for our favorite super cartoon plumber, and then laughed really hard at this Oval Office a la Entourage.