With its satin detailing, this Burkman Bros. button-down is like a blue banker shirt on opium.
Amidst the hijinx, there will likely be heartfelt conversations near the dock, and for those, this reversible Warriors of Radness hoodie will come in handy.
These Apolis trunks will prove useful until George is comfortable splashing around with the nudists.
You can’t really bring a roller bag to this sort of place. A Makr linen-and-leather weekender is much more apropos.
Nothing says “midlife-crisis” like a Miansai bracelet.
God knows these Common Projects sneakers will reek by the fourth day sans shower, but, hey, at least they’ll look good.