Quote of the Day: Williamsburg Is Anti-Toilet Paper

“I go into the bathroom and there’s graffiti everywhere! There’s no – I didn’t need toilet paper – but there’s no toilet paper because they don’t believe in using it. And I’m not making this up, I’m not exaggerating it. They don’t believe in toilet paper there! Because it hurts the environment.”

– Thanks for that razor-sharp cultural insight, Jay Mundy! Apparently the conservative talk-show host took his first trip to Williamsburg recently and between threatening to step on people’s dogs, thinking everyone was an alien, playing country music in his head, and confusing the words “hippies,” “yuppies” and “hipsters,” he also discovered the dirty little secret that people in le ‘burg don’t believe in paper products or washing their hands. Riiiight.

We couldn’t decide which was more ridiculous, his descriptions of local life or his assurance that he didn’t need the toilet paper. Either way, he wins our Keith Olbermann “Worst Person in the World” award for today.