Today at Flavorpill, we were blown away by Seth Casteel’s awesome underwater dog photography. We met the oldest thing in the world. We watched Daniel Radcliffe pick up right where Ralph Fiennes left off with the Harry Potter erotic fan fiction. We appreciated Maura Johnston’s handy guide on how not to write about female musicians. We were oddly touched by Chris Gerringer’s illustration of the Hulk and Kermit the Frog bonding over their shared greenness. We wondered how Russell Brand feels about the little smiley face that Katy Perry drew on their divorce papers. We couldn’t believe that it has already been a year since Rebecca Black unleashed her “Friday” virus upon the world. We predicted that Blue Ivy Carter™ champagne will sell like hotcakes. We got 10 tips for writing from advertising big wig and original “Mad Man” David Olgivy. We fell madly in love with the polka dot nails on the Kate Spade presentation. And finally, we decided that Ben Schwartz totally got robbed by Andrew Garfield. Jean-Ralphio was obviously meant to be our next Spider-Man.