Editor’s note: Welcome to The Fug Report! Each week our fashion blogger friends Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan, the sartorial geniuses behind Go Fug Yourself, will feature some of the most memorable looks of the week in this space. We hope you enjoy it!
This week on Go Fug Yourself, we wondered what In Style has against Drew Barrymore (everything about this cover so stiff and awkward), and swooned over this photo of David Beckham wearing a suit and holding his baby. We also swooned — but this time in absolute horror — over Miley Cyrus’s terrible high-waisted jeans, and were stunned to discover that Penelope Ann Miller was once married to Will Arnett (albeit, for one month). We looked at the New York Fashion Week shows for hints as to what to expect at the Oscars, and wondered what the heck was going on with Florence (of And the Machine). We were likewise concerned about Rihanna, and also for Jessica Chastain, although for totally different reasons. Finally, we squeeed over Downton Abbey, and debated whether or not you can apply the phrase “mutton dressed as lamb” to Kate Moss. Maybe we’re just jealous.