Today at Flavorpill, we were saddened that Kelly Kapowski hasn’t signed on for the Saved by the Bell reunion. We watched comparatively teeny lines form for the new iPhone whilst silently cursing our Verizon contract. We tried to watch this trailer for HBO’s new show, Bored to Death, without sound and thought it looked pretty good. We thought about the best beach reads of all time, and wondered if we’re the only ones who prefer to to read indoors. We were pissed that this huge Grey’s Anatomy spoiler got out, but upon further reflection, have decided to re-evalutate the impact that Grey’s Anatomy spoilers have on our lives. Finally, we read this list of best father-kid combos, and think not only that Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus suck, but that Ryan and Tatum O’Neal were totally robbed.