Denny’s Slip Edible “Sum 41” and “Good Charlotte” Into their Food


In an effort to connect with “the youth” and “teenage angst,” fast-food superstar, Denny’s Restaurants, is serving up what the critics are calling an “unstoppable breakfast.” Your teeth have been waiting for this moment. Your tongue has been salivating like a Pavlovian dog in a bell factory. Featuring four (allegedly) cutting-edge bands, the chain has allowed Sum41, Good Charlotte, Rascal Flatts, and Gym Class Heroes to name late-night sandwiches after themselves on the new Rockstar Menu.

From the press release: “The Rockstar menu presented by Dr Pepper is part of Denny’s ongoing Allnighter program, a sub-brand launched last spring that provides young, late-night guests with shareable food in a cool dining atmosphere from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m.”

The options read as follows:


Sum 41’s The Sumwich: “Sum 41’s Canadian roots can be found in The Sumwich; French toast sandwich filled with ham, cheddar cheese and eggs (guest’s choice) and sprinkled with powdered sugar. The multi-flavor meal is enhanced by hash browns and a side of syrup for dipping.”

Good Charlotte’s Band of Burritos: “Twins Joel and Benji Madden, founders of Good Charlotte, created a pair of burritos distinguished only by the primary ingredients. Both the Boca(R) Burrito and Smoked Chicken Burrito feature shredded cheese, sliced mushrooms, fire-roasted peppers and onions, and spicy mayo. The dishes are served with tortilla chips and ranch dressing.”

Gym Class Heroes’ After School Special: “A cross between rock, rap and hip-hop, the band’s ability to cohesively combine a variety of genres is evident in the After School Special, which is Texas toast topped with hash browns, a fried egg, shredded cheese, bacon, and fire-roasted peppers and onions. The dish is served with hash browns and a side of Ranchero country gravy.”

Rascal Flatts’ Unstoppable Breakfast: “… a biscuit topped with country-fried steak, eggs (guest’s choice), American cheese, country gravy and three strips of bacon, served with a side of hash browns.”

BONUS: Hot Tea*

Also important to note: The ROCKSTAR menu is brought to you by Dr. Pepper. When will they learn?

*Limp Bizkits included while supplies last.