Today at Flavorpill, we wanted to get our hands on these ’80s-style GelaSkins for iPods and laptops. We rolled our eyes over a proposed Aaron Sorkin/Facebook movie. We were intimidated by the idea of ten Oscar nominations for Best Picture. We wanted everyone to get one of these great charity water bottles to help the thirsty. We wanted a slice of this Nintendo cake, even though the Mario isn’t edible. We were a little sad that we won’t get the chance to name this new subway station (but we never would’ve payed $4 million for the privilege). We were amazed that anyone could survive a car crash this bad, but we were very happy that the people of Ingushetia still have their President. And finally, we wondered, where is Ingushetia anyway?