College Humor finds the teenage draw to Gary Ross’ The Hunger Games adaptation (which hits theaters this Friday) a weirdly amusing thing — considering the post-apocalyptic tale centers on a young girl who is tasked with killing her opponents in a series of gory arena battles. Enter the comedy website’s clever The Hunger Games Game spoof, which takes the story of sixteen-year-old survivalist Katniss Everdeen and transforms the violence and young adult maiming into a girly board game commercial. Secret crushes with missing limbs, and boy tips from broken alcoholics await you past the break.