1. Don Draper: When you’re 40, how old will I be? Bobby Draper: You’ll be dead.
2. Stan Rizzo: I have a ticket to the bean ballet and the curtain is about to go up.
3. Civil rights protester (to the immature Y&R ad men who have just dropped a bag full of ice water out the window on her little boy): And they call us savages.
4. Pete Campbell: Stable is that step backwards between successful and failing.
5. Megan Draper: You’re all so cynical. You don’t smile, you smirk.
Season 5 scoreboard Bobby Draper: 5 Stan Rizzo: 4 Civil rights protester: 3 Pete Campbell: 2 Megan Draper: 1