1. Michael: That’s what they said about Mein Kampf: “The kid really has a voice.”
2. Teenage Rolling Stones fan (to Don): None of you want any of us to have a good time because you never did.
3. Roger: Baked beans and The Rolling Stones: a client’s idea if I ever saw one.
4. Megan (to Don, dressed in a business suit to meet The Rolling Stones): You’re so square you’ve got corners.
5. Roger: I want you to bring me a good-looking version of Don.
Season 5 scoreboard Michael Ginsberg: 5 Bobby Draper: 5 Roger Sterling: 4 Teenage Rolling Stones fan: 4 Stan Rizzo: 4 Megan Draper: 3 Civil rights protester: 3 Pete Campbell: 2