Three Ways to Save Season 6 of Entourage


Let’s face it: Last season of Entourage was not fantastic. In fact, on the whole it was a bit of a downer. But we’ve tried not to let this dampen our enthusiasm for the show’s return to HBO this upcoming Sunday. Vince scored a Martin Scorsese movie (a remake of The Great Gatsby) in last year’s season finale, and the boys were finally done moping in Queens. Series creator Doug Ellin says the show is “getting back to the the excitement and the fun of being a movie star and living that life.” We just hope he’s right; in an effort to help out, we’ve prepared a few suggestions for other ways he can ensure this season stays on track.

1. More Lloyd! Let’s face it, everyone loves Lloyd, so the more Lloyd we can get, the better.

2. More happy-go-lucky storylines. Remember way back in seasons one, two, and three, when the boys had to deal with problems like what to talk about on Jummy Kimmel, where to get their weed in a drought, and who to take as a date to the premiere of Aquaman? Those were the days. In this current economic meltdown, we want to watch happy TV. There’s enough stress in our lives already without having to worry about Vince’s long downward spiral into obscurity.

3. More Ari-isms. They seemed to be conspicuously lacking last season, and we didn’t like it. We want more classic lines like this one: “Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner’s mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don’t think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey!”

Add your own wishes for the new season below.