1. Jane: Have your lawyer tell my lawyer what time dinner is.
2. Roger: How Jewish are they: Fiddler on the Roof cast or audience?
3. Betty: I’m thankful that I have everything I want, and that no one has anything better.
4. Roger: When a man hates another man very, very much, sometimes he wants to know that something is his, even if in the end he has to give it up.
5. Pete: You know what, Howard, why don’t you spend Thanksgiving with her, and I’ll go to your house and screw your wife?
Season 5 scoreboard
Roger Sterling: 24 Megan Draper: 12 Don Draper: 10 Jane Sterling: 10 Pete Campbell: 8 Stan Rizzo: 7 Joan Harris: 6 Michael Ginsberg: 5 Bobby Draper: 5 Teenage Rolling Stones fan: 4 Pauline Francis: 4 Mona Sterling: 4 Beth Dawes: 4 Civil rights protester: 3 Katherine Olson: 3 Betty Francis: 3 Jenny Gunther: 2 Raymond Geiger: 2 Emile Calvet: 2 Lane Pryce: 1 Peggy Olson: 1