1. Natalie Portman has been tapped to play Jane Foster in Marvel’s upcoming Thor movie, directed by Kenneth Branagh. 2. Megan Fox was once a lowly extra in Bad Boys 2. And there’s a video to prove it. 3. What would it sound like if The Postal Service went postal? A scary “Christian scream-core” band called Confide. 4. Thanks to a new 3-year contract, Ryan Seacrest is now making a truly obscene amount of money for hosting American Idol. 5. Andy Rooney is at it again… and this time he’s going off about melons.