Today at Flavorpill, we read an excellent account of one GQ reporter’s failed quest to make a man out of Justin Bieber. We watched Mac Lethal take on Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know.” We got ready for a rare solar eclipse that’s happening on Sunday. We listened to a few clips from the Music For Occupy album, which features music by Yoko Ono, Tom Morello, Yo La Tango, and others. We felt wonderfully creeped out by these massive installations that use doll hair. We watched a 12-year-old girl’s devastating critique of the banking system. We witnessed 37 years of SNL in this graphic timeline. We felt salty over these intricate sculptures made of sodium chloride. We visited the best of YouTube’s gender bending makeup tutorials. We met 10 rap stars who fully support gay equality. And finally, we locked up our ice cream. This is what’s important in life.