10. “Why is Harry Belafonte in here?” — Pierce re: Giancarlo Esposito’s Gilbert, “Digital Estate Planning”
9. “Oh no, have you been watching Dance Moms?” — Annie to Britta, re: her depressing outlook, “The First Chang Dynasty”
8. “You guys, I have one decision I need you to help me make. Judging Amy or Judge Judy?” — Dean Pelton, “Introduction to Finality”
7. Chang plays the Beverly Hills Cop theme on keytar, “The First Chang Dynasty”
6. Jeff and Chang’s aborted, Star Wars-style light sabre fight, “The First Chang Dynasty”
5. “It’s mostly hard house, some dubstep” — Dean Pelton describes the “Academania” raves he rents the school out for, “The First Chang Dynasty”
4. Jeff and Britta entertain Chang as a Criss Angel-style goth magician and his assistant, “The First Chang Dynasty”
3. “You drove me there. Miss Daisy’s in the house. Thanks for the ride. Sorry ’bout slavery.” — Alan on his amoral tactics, “Introduction to Finality”
2. “This is 20 cat turds and a Pixies poster away from being your apartment.” — Jeff to Britta, re: the video game witch’s den she’s made herself at home in, “Digital Estate Planning”
1. “You’re VH1, Robocop 2, Back to the Future 3. You’re the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I’m the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You’re Jim Belushi.” — Evil Abed tells Britta she’s mediocre, “Introduction to Finality”