Today at Flavorpill, this Chinese artist made us think of a certain SNL skit. We were excited to hear that Chairlift will be touring with Phoenix this fall. We hoped that this cartoon was wrong and we’ll never have to see Harry Potter pass a stone. We gawked at some amazing old photos of Freddie Mercury. We found this soon-to-be married couple who already had the same name incredibly creepy. We refused to believe that kids are drinking gasoline to be more like Transformers. We anxiously awaited Shaq’s new ABC reality show — assuming that it’s as good as his Twitter feed. We were sad our alma mater, NYU, failed to make the list of 5 colleges whose architecture echoes Hogwarts. And finally, we couldn’t believe that Chris Brown finally apologized publicly for the Rihanna drama. The incident happened back in February.