How have the summer blockbusters been treating you thus far, folks? Already tired of all the superheroes, or are you thirsty for more? It’s been quite a while since the Academy Awards, but remember when we brought you a hilarious selection of Shiznit’s truth-telling posters for 2012 Oscar nominated films? Well, we decided it’s about time we made some exclusive Flavorwire posters of a similar, brutally honest breed. After the jump, we’ve created new versions of seven popular summer blockbusters’ posters. As always, hit the comments to let us know what you think.
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Savages
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The Dark Knight Rises
Just kidding. Love you, Batman.
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Ted
Hey — anyone remember this? We certainly do.
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The Avengers
In 2004, Avengers director Joss Whedon created and completed a 13-episode season for Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Animated Series, but every network turned him down. Cartoon Buffy, consider your lack of success avenged.
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Magic Mike
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The Amazing Spider-Man
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Snow White and the Huntsman
It’s what everyone’s thinking.