Editor’s note: Welcome to The Fug Report! Each week our fashion blogger friends Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan, the sartorial geniuses behind Go Fug Yourself, will feature some of the most memorable looks of the week in this space. We hope you enjoy it!
This week on Go Fug Yourself, we enjoyed Kate Middleton playing table tennis with Princes Wills and Harry, and worried that Cate Blanchett was giving us wrinkles with her confusing outfit choices. We felt EXTRA perplexed by Ashley Greene on the cover of Cosmo (she looks like a floating torso!), and couldn’t help but wonder — again — what the hell was happening with Lindsay Lohan. We took a look at the Teen Choice Awards, and speculated as to why Kevin McHale doesn’t look as sharp on the red carpet as he did onstage. We gave props to Vampire Diaries star Nina Dobrev, and put Zoe Saldana to a vote. Finally, we witnessed a historical moment without even realizing it: Bask in the last time R Pattz and K Stew looked happy together in public.