Twitter Games: Failed Children’s Book Titles

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Wouldn’t you know it: On the day we post an interview with Lizzie Skurnick about her about her favorite YA reads, over on Twitter they have a hashtag game brewing called Failed Children’s Book Titles (#failedchildrensbooktitles). Take a look at a few of out favorites (of the ones that were safe to reprint) below, and then give us your ideas for the best children’s-book-title-that-wasn’t in the comments. Or even better, send us a tweet @flavorpill.

InterruptingDad: Charlotte’s Web of Lies AllTurdReality: Green Eggs and Salmonella jonathan dunn: The Little Engine That Shot Liberty Valance mrizek: The Bipolar Express JennMoser: Where The Girls Gone Wild Things Are JohnTHopkins: Where’s Waldo? He Should Have Been Home Hours Ago. I’m Really Starting To Worry. brlittle: Little Red Ridin’ the Whole ‘Hood taylornichols: The Phantom Tollbooth That Caused Dad’s Wreck Last Time He Went Drinking