Today at Flavorpill, we watched Big Boi meet a seal. We were excited to learn new details about Green Day’s American Idiot musical. We released some anonymous angst. We read an interesting article about writers gone sober that compared William Faulkner and Scott Fitzgerald to Paris and Britney. We looked at art. We wondered if we have Tina Fey neurons. We critiqued Oscar Wilde’s outfits. We fell in love with things magazine’s tumblr. And finally, we vowed never to go on the General Motors diet — never trust anything that involves “Wonder Soup.”