Which Alien Would Make the Best Postal Worker?


Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper, a spacewalking astronaut, lost her backpack-size tool bag in space yesterday while attempting to “clean and lube a gummed-up joint on a solar pane.”

It’s one of the largest items ever to be lost by a clumsy spacewalker, so it makes sense that we should try to get it back for Ms. Butterfingers before something disastrous happens and we have to call on Barf and Captain Lone Starr to bail us out.

What we’re wondering is:


Feel free to write in your nomination in the comments area if you don’t see their name here.